Friday, August 31, 2018

Patty Jansen's promotion: all books 99 cents

It's that time again!  :D





All books are 99 cents.  My own Mind Games is one of the featured titles.  Here's your chance to get it and save three bucks.

These promotions are a great way to give new authors a try without spending a lot of money.  Take a second to visit the promotion's web site and browse the selection.  Independent authors don't have the resources of publishing houses to market their books, so these sorts of promotions are vital.  Please consider supporting their work.

Thanks!

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Ammo is expensive

Thinking about those 4200 cases of .303-caliber ammunition aboard the Lusitania got me to thinking about how much it would cost to similarly equip myself in this day and age.  Those rounds were made by Remington UMC, so let's find some similar stuff.

At this site, a 20-round box is going for $20.95.  They only have five boxes left, so there's no discount for buying by the 1000-round case.  Usually, though, ammo sellers offer you a discount if you buy a case.  We'll be generous and assume our hypothetical discount would be a whole dollar off, making the price $19.95 per box for a case price of $997.5.  An ammo mountain like the one found on the Lusitania would then run us just over four million dollars.

Yikes.  :o

And that's the best price for Remington .303 I found.

Hmm...

You know, we don't have to go with the Remington brand.  There are cheaper alternatives out there that will work just as well in an Enfield rifle.  Let's shop around.

Ah, here we go.  British surplus, so it'll have corrosive primers, and that means you'll need to pour some boiling water down your rifle's barrel when you're done shooting.  If you leave those corrosive salts in there, they'll rust and pit your barrel.  But this is the cheapest stuff I can find.  If you buy a whole 1000-round crate, then it'll run $250 even.  4200 crates would cost $1,050,000.  And you get this cool and historical wooden box, too:



If you're not familiar with surplus ammunition, it's basically decades-old stuff that governments decide they don't want anymore, so they dump it on the civilian market.  You can get ammunition made in a variety of countries, including the now-defunct Soviet Union.  It's often 1950s, 60s, or 70s vintage, but you can purchase rounds made as early as the 1930s if you look around.  And governments are pretty good at sealing that stuff up against the elements, so it should all still work, though it might be a bit tarnished.  Also, surplus almost always has corrosive primers, and the whole benefit of that is that they last longer in storage.  Non-corrosive ammo has a shorter shelf life.

But let's suppose you don't have time to hose down your rifle after shooting.  You're price-sensitive, so you still can't afford the dollar-a-round brands, but you'd also prefer to stick with non-corrosive ammo.  In that case, steel-cased or bi-metal cartridges are what you want.

Here's the best deal I found.  It comes in lots of 280, but doing the math works out to $389.50 for every thousand rounds.  Multiply that by 4200 and our ammo mountain will cost us $1,635,900.

So there you have it.  No matter how you slice it, the Lusitania was carrying over a million bucks (in 2018 prices) worth of .303.  At this site, there are a couple of photos of a few of the rounds that were recovered from the wreck.

By the way... 4.2 million rounds was a drop in the bucket compared to the number of rounds fired during the war.  I've seen estimates of over a billion rounds of .303 fired by the British.  And that's just one caliber from one country.  The amount of men and resources squandered in that war is simply staggering.  And we're still feeling the effects today.

Anyway... R.I.P., Lusitania victims, and R.I.P. to all you poor brave men of World War I.  :(

Browsing through the Lusitania's manifest

The real one, I mean, not the redacted one.  The one that's got all the juicy, naughty stuff listed.  An optical scan is available online now:




Also, here's a link about the munitions that were illegally aboard:




The manifest includes a shipment of copper wire from J. R. Livermore to some place in Lancashire.  I tried looking up J. R. Livermore, but my Google Fu must be weak, because all I found was this photo of an apparent wife:




She's at the "Astor tableaux," which was a fancy party for New York elites.  The women dressed in leopard print costumes and acted out Greek plays.  Strange how this woman was important enough to get invited to exclusive parties attended by the wealthiest elites of New York society, and yet her husband languishes in obscurity.  If anyone knows anything about the J. R. Livermore who had cargo aboard the Lusitania, please let me know.




The Germans claimed the Lusitania was a fair target due to the war materiel she carried.  The British said there were no munitions on board.  The Germans were right, of course.  We have the full manifest, courtesy of the folks at the Franklin Roosevelt Presidential Library, and it's all right there.  The British were smuggling weapons and other contraband into a war zone in flagrant violation of U.S. and international law.

Anyway, I found the scan of the manifest and thought I'd share.  It's a neat piece of a dark moment in history.

Monday, August 27, 2018

Newsletter builder

I've joined a magnet group for the purpose of adding newsletter subscribers.  I've never done anything like this before, so I'm kind of fumbling my way through it.  Hopefully I won't do anything knuckleheaded to screw it up.

If it works as hoped, then I'll end up with a few more subscribers and, ideally, paying fans.

Anyway, I'll have more details later.

In other news, I've been informed that free books aren't going to appear on Walmart's website as a matter of policy.  So Clouds of Venus won't show up there until I take it off the free list at Kobo.  It's frustrating, but there's not much I can do about it.  I'll probably set it back to paid.  Only at Kobo, though.  I'll leave it free everywhere else.  On the plus side, setting it to paid will mean I can use Kobo's in-house promotions for it, and free downloads of the book have been sparse anyway.  Maybe it'll work out for the best.

Sunday, August 26, 2018

Stuck on a scene

Gah!  I hate getting stuck like this.  I'm trying to add a scene into the book, and I keep deleting paragraphs and trying again.  I feel like I've accomplished nothing today.

On the plus side, I had an idea for a side story set in the Wheel of Fire universe.  Took a few notes.  If I ever get around to writing "bonus material" stuff, then I've got a starting point.

I had a long blog post written last night, but I scrapped it.  I don't know why, but it just didn't feel right.  I'm starting to wonder about myself here.  The last thing I need is to get frozen into inaction due to some psychological hangup relating to my self-confidence.


UPDATE:  I got the scene hammered out.  My brain finally found the mood I didn't know I was trying to set, and it's done.  Onward with the revision.

Water-cooled machine guns vs. xenomorphs

Are water-cooled machine guns still useful?  I think so, but only in limited cases.  I wouldn't use them in an offensive capacity.  But as part of defensive fortifications?  Sure, why not?  Think of the robot sentry guns from Aliens. 







That's the sort of situation I'm thinking about where water-cooling might add efficiency.  Throw in an ammo feed system that can deliver many thousands of rounds without reloading belts or changing magazines or something, and your robot guns can hold those corridors all day long.

Colonial Marines, let's make this happen.  :D

Friday, August 24, 2018

The new Gmail

...loads slower than the old one.

😐

In other news, I think I'll try writing some flash fiction in runes.  ᚵᚯᛑ ᛁᛑᛂᛆ, ᚱᛁᛏ?

Thursday, August 23, 2018

Added a couple more links

As I thought, my books are gradually populating at Walmart.  I've added links for Hostile Planet and Caverns of Mercury to the sidebar.

If I make any sales at Walmart, there's no way to know, because Kobo's dashboard doesn't break that info down by distribution partner.  Hopefully they'll consider adding that feature to the dashboard in the future.

A blast from the past

So this showed up in my Bookbub email today:




I read those books back in the day shortly after they were first published.  I've still got them in a box somewhere.  Fun stuff.

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Updated sidebar

I've added an image for the box set as well as a few Walmart links where applicable.  I'll continue to add Walmart links as the product pages populate, so stay tuned.

Another Walmart update

Okay, it looks like Walmart is rolling this whole thing out incrementally, because I'm noticing some differences on an hourly basis.  Before, I couldn't find any indie authors by searching using Walmart's search engine.  There was the redirect link to Kobo, but that was it; no other amalgamation of the two sites was apparent.  It was a big disappointment.

Now, though, the Walmart search engine is producing results.  Go to their site and type in "Patty Jansen," and Patty's ebooks will pop up.  Well, some of them.  Like I said, this seems to be a gradual rollout, and not all the books are populating at once.

Unfortunately, when you search for "Jeff Tanyard" without quotation marks, it shows results for "Jeff Tankard."  Which is fine if you're looking for a beer stein or something, but otherwise sucks for me.

If you click on the "search instead" link, you get results for Jeff Dunham, Jeff Foxworthy, Jeff Bezos (!), etc.  *sigh*  In order for my ebooks to show up on page 1 of the results, you have to add the quotation marks around the name.  And when you do, you still get the "tankard" results, so you then have to click on the "show instead" link.  And only then do you get to see this:




So far, the search results are displaying three of my titles: the box set, Cities of Mars, and Mind Games.  I expect the rest of my titles to populate in time.

So that's where we're at right now.  I'm thrilled to see that this partnership isn't just going to be a redirect link to the Kobo site.  Look at the URL in that image; that's the Walmart site, not Kobo.  And that's awesome.

I was bummed yesterday, and I was bewildered earlier today, but now my prior optimism is starting to return.  :D

Now go tell all your friends they can get (some of) my stuff at Walmart.  The box set is a Kobo/Walmart exclusive and is on sale for 99 cents for the next month.  That's a deal, folks.  You get all this:




...for a buck.  :o  Seriously... tell your friends.

I'll continue to update as I notice new changes in Walmart's ebook-selling experiment.

Walmart now has a redirect link to Kobo

...so the "launch" has officially happened now.  I'm less disappointed today than I was yesterday.

Start at the Walmart site, and then click on the links for ebooks.  You'll see the Kobo Rakuten banner.  Click a second time (!) and you'll be redirected to the Kobo site.

The bad: it takes a bit of searching and five clicks just to get to the promotion category where my box set is.  Will anyone ever find it?  :(

The good: if anyone does make it that far into the site, and then filters according to new releases, then my box set is the very first thing that appears.  If one filters by price, then it's on page 4, which I can live with.

So my feelings are mixed at the moment.  I expect more changes in the weeks ahead simply because that's the nature of these things.  Growing pains, etc.

Kobo customer service is still awesome, though.

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Disappointment

Today was supposed to be the big Walmart/Kobo launch.  I went to the Walmart web site hoping to be able to type "Jeff Tanyard" into the search field and see my ebooks appear in the results.

No such luck.  :(

So now I don't know what's going on with Walmart.  Maybe they'll get their ebook store up in the next few days.  Maybe it won't happen for another month.  Maybe it won't happen at all.

Whatever's going on, though, today was definitely a downer.  At least I've got some KFC in the fridge.  Maybe that'll cheer me up.

I'm off to eat some chicken.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Sharknado, we barely knew ye

The best flying-shark movie series in the history of Planet Earth has concluded.  Our time-traveling heroes did their thing, slaughtering big carnivorous fish with firearms, lasers, and the ever-present chainsaws.

I'd say that we're all better off for having Sharknado in our lives, but that goes without saying.  It's practically an axiom at this point.  Can one even imagine a world without the movie series?  I certainly can't, nor would I want to try.

I was hoping to see more of Dolph Lundgren in the finale, because Dolph is a pretty cool dude, but he disappeared from the script very early and never returned.  Alas, there's no triumph without sacrifice, I suppose.  Happy trails, Dolph.  *sniff*

On the plus side, we got Dee Snider as an Old West sheriff.  That's the sort of small-town LEO that makes me want to rock.




My favorite cameo was either Marina Sirtis or Ben Stein.  I can't decide which.  Hmm... Okay, now that I think about it, it's Ben Stein.  He was funnier.  Gotta love the old "Bueller" routine.

So there we are.  No more Sharknados.  I suppose we'll have to find something with which to fill our now-empty lives, though I can't imagine what it would be.

Hmm...

Perhaps a Gatorcane?




Saturday, August 18, 2018

It's the little things that'll get you

I was revising a scene in the current work-in-progress and realized I'd screwed something up.  I had a character step on some entrails and slip.  The problem is that the entrails came from a character who was supposed to be wearing a space combat suit when he got disemboweled.  In that case, the entrails would spill out into his suit, not onto the floor.  I'd forgotten about the suit.  So I had to re-work the scene.

This is just one instance of the little things that will trip you up as an author.  It's frustrating to find those little goofs, and it's tedious to look for them and fix them, but this sort of scrutiny simply has to be done.  I want to put out the best product I can, and that means taking the time to dissect it and make sure everything works.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Decisions, decisions...

I'm trying to decide what to do about something.  I've got two or three options.  I hate the unknown.  Why can't everything be plain as day?  This is why science and engineering are so great.  The universe works according to known physical laws.  All you have to do is establish your boundary conditions and crunch out the arithmetic.  Alas, anything having to do with humans tends to be more muddled and nebulous.

In other news, I've got at least one and maybe as many as four upcoming promotions within the next month or so.  :o

Book 3 of Wheel of Fire currently stands at 111,000 pages and change.  Still working on it.

I took Monday night off, but every other night since Friday I've done my new rowing exercise along with Ben-Hur and the galley slaves.  It's too early to notice a difference, but I swear it feels like I've got just a little extra mass on my upper back.  Just wishful thinking, I'm sure.  But I still expect to turn into the Hulk at some point.  (Not really.  (But you never know.))

I've gone the whole spring/summer without getting stung by a wasp or bitten by an ant.  I almost can't believe it.  And now that I've said that, I'll probably get bitten or stung tomorrow.

I wonder what the record is for "highest body count" in a novel.  I suppose any book that involves nuclear or biological war--particularly the post-apocalyptic stuff--will have a death toll in the tens of millions.

That's all for now, I guess.  Newsletter subscribers, stay tuned.  Announcements coming soon.

Friday, August 10, 2018

Can't afford a rowing machine?

Here's a cheaper alternative.

First, get these or something like it.  It needs to have the door anchor that you put in the door jamb.  Once you get the resistance band set up in your door jamb, you're ready to row.

Next you're going to put on a YouTube video.  You'll only need the audio, so you can set this up in another room so long as the speakers are powerful enough for you to hear it clearly where you'll be doing the rowing.  This is the video you want:




In the movie, the galley slaves row on a four-beat cycle.  We're going to go at twice that rate.  We're going to heave on one beat and ho on the next one.  Keep in time with the hortator's drumbeats.

You should be feeling the strain by the time you get to the "ramming speed" part.  By the time the hortator says "rest," your arms will want to die.

So there you go.  Enjoy your rowing workout.  :D

Got the promotion I wanted

I applied for a promotion at Kobo and was accepted.  I'm pretty stoked.  More details forthcoming.  :D

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

My kingdom for an acronym

Trying to come up with acronyms is tough, especially when the acronym needs to convey a certain impression but also make sense when all the words are written out.  I've got a few possibilities, but nothing so far that really jumps out at me.  It's driving me nuts.

In other news, I made a few minor alterations to the cover for book 3.  I think it's as good as I can get it.  I've got a working blurb, too, but I'll be revising that later.

Speaking of blurbs, I recently helped another author with her blurb, and she used it almost word-for-word for her book.  It's nice seeing my "work" on another author's product page like that.  Makes me feel helpful and useful and stuff, which is always a good thing.

Monday, August 6, 2018

Another successful promotion

I've participated in a number of Patty Jansen's promotions now.  Every single time, I've made sales above and beyond what I normally do.  This one was no different.  Moved several copies of Hostile Planet this weekend.  Thanks, Patty!  :D

Friday, August 3, 2018

Honor and faith in Excalibur

When most people hear the word "chivalry," they think of men doing favors for women.  When I hear the word, I think of this:




Arthur is trying to get the other knights to accept him as king.  Some of them, such as Uryens, refused to have a bastard for a king and chose instead to make war on Arthur's ally, Leondegrance (played by Patrick Stewart in the movie clip).  Arthur rides to Leondegrance's castle to aid in its defense.  This is his first act of feudal loyalty; he's just one boy with a sword and not much in the way of armor, but he has a moral duty to come to the aid of his besieged supporter, so that's what he does.  He kills some of the enemy, then leaps from the parapet and tackles Uryens in the moat.

Arthur has already drawn Excalibur from the stone, but that's not enough.  There are customs that must be followed, powerful social norms that keep some semblance of order in a time when degenerating into random violence and barbarism would be all too easy.  A knight like Uryens won't swear faith to a squire, and no one blames him for that, not even Arthur.  So Arthur takes a leap of faith.  In spite of the circumstances, he believes Uryens is an honorable guy, and he puts his life in the hands of that honor.  He hands Uryens Excalibur and tells him that by knighting him he'll have carried out his mercy.

Uryens is tempted, of course, to keep the sword and kill Arthur on the spot.  After all, there can be no honor without temptation, because the whole point of behaving honorably is to do the right thing in spite of all the reasons for not doing it.  It's supposed to be a difficult decision.  That's why honor is lauded.  If it was easy, it wouldn't mean much, and no one would care.

But Arthur judged the man's character accurately.  Uryens is indeed an honorable fellow, and he decides Arthur's courage is proof enough of his parentage.  He then chooses to do the right thing, regardless of the personal cost.  He knights Arthur and swears faith to him, the battle is suddenly over, and all the knights unite behind their new king.  They then set out to quell the land.  And they succeed, because they're all of a single purpose now.  Peace and prosperity rule for years.  And it's all because Arthur put his faith in another man's honor--and his life in that man's hands--and that man turned out to be just as honorable as Arthur suspected.

This is part of the power of the King Arthur story, particularly as told in the movie Excalibur.  It's not meant to be historically accurate--yeah, yeah, plate armor, etc.--and that's something the critics never seem to understand.  It's meant to be a romantic ideal.  It's meant to inspire ordinary men into becoming more like Arthur and Uryens.  I've heard it said that Excalibur is the only "good" King Arthur movie, and I'm inclined to agree.  It's the only movie that really understands what the story is supposed to be all about.

Book sale! All books 99 cents

It's that time again!  Patty Jansen is running her monthly book sale, and she was kind enough to include my own Hostile Planet in the promotion.  This your chance to get it at a discount.  All books in the promotion are 99 cents.





These promotions are a great way to try out new authors without spending a lot of money.  Please visit the link and browse the selection.  Independent authors don't have the marketing resources of huge publishing houses, so they rely on each other and on help from you, the readers.  And if you do choose to make a purchase, then thanks for supporting us.


And if you decide to give Hostile Planet a try, then I hope you enjoy it.  Book 3 is in the works.  :D

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

A box set is born

I'm dipping my toe in the "box set" waters.  :o  Check it out:


http://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/the-free-space-trilogy



This box set will only be available at Kobo for the time being.  I may eventually upload it to Amazon and D2D also, but that day isn't in the near future.  The reason has to do with marketing, and that's all I'll say at the moment.  So, once again so that there's no misunderstanding, this is a Kobo exclusive product.  Kobo readers can save half a buck by getting this box set instead of buying the books individually. 

I'd like to thank Christine Savoie of Bayou Cover Designs for doing the cover for me.  I emailed her about it last Friday, so she was a champ in getting it done quickly.

The formatting was a challenge, particularly concerning the table of contents and the chapter heading links.  I had to tweak Calibre's settings to get it to do what I wanted.  But I think I got all the bugs out, and as far as I can tell, the epub works the way it's supposed to.

So there you go, Kobo readers.  Enjoy!