Tuesday, July 16, 2019

On the "storm Area 51" idea

Please don't.  I know it sounds exciting and all, but please don't do this.  Those soldiers aren't just there to look pretty.  They will arrest you if you venture too close to the base.  And if you resist arrest, they'll shoot you.

But even if that wasn't the case--even if the soldiers turn out to be all bark and no bite--the desert itself will try to kill you.  Dehydration is a thing.  Sunstroke is a thing.  So are scorpions and rattlesnakes and Gila monsters and whatever other perils exist out there.

It's not worth the risk, folks.  I know I sound like a party pooper, but please don't storm Area 51.

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